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Morgan
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So in love
Jul 22 '14

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

Jul 22 '14

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

Jul 22 '14
awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

Jul 22 '14
Jul 21 '14

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

(Source: howimetmusic)

Jul 21 '14

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

Jul 21 '14

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Jul 21 '14
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Jul 21 '14
lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

Jul 21 '14
defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

Jul 21 '14
Jul 21 '14

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.